Thursday, April 16, 2009

Hot Tubs

The world would be a better place if a hot tub was a prerequisite to every house and family. Hot bubbly steamy water is one of the best things in life. Maybe I should ammend what I just said, and say, the world would be a better place if everyone and their mother/father had hot water to soak in for at least 20 minutes every other day.  But the bubbles and jets...they are really key, especially if you're a mover and shaker. 

Every ounce of crappiness dissolves into the steam and suddenly your brain is like an empty cauldron. Nothing but tranquility. You forget every little annoyance and you suddenly realize why Miss America contestants always answer the question, "What do you want the most?" "World Peace." 

Ah yes, World Peace, I saw the solution in the drops of steam and in the smell of lavendar.

Hot tubs for everyone! 

If you know me, you've often heard me say, "Well, if everyone just made love a lot more, we'd be a lot more peaceful." However, I think Hot tubs are bit "safer" to some extent, and well...yeah...no comment. 

Hot tubs were invented way way way back "when." Way back when the Romans and Greeks ruled with really hot warriors who I'm sure needed really hot baths to relax...or so I'd like to think. Or maybe they just knew it would erase all the crappiness and they'd dissolve into the essence of pure bliss. 

Actually, ammendment needed. No one really invented the hot tub per se, rather the earth deserves all the credit. Chuckle.

Of course, everything in moderation. But seriously, dude, hot tubs are really the answer. 

Hmmm...maybe I should consider going into the hot tub busines...
I can see it now...Anne's hot tub emporium, solving World Peace one tub at a time. 
Or not.

Let's just say that I was and am soo geeked about the hot tub in my house that I had to write a blog about it. 

There was more...but I lost the point after I left the bubbling waters.

Passing out from hot tub coma.
Bubble out.

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